Here are a few hints that you may be taking gardening too seriously.
- Every spring your family thinks you have gone missing. You remain missing all summer, and mysteriously re-appear in the autumn.
- Your favourite poem is “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
- Your children are called Rose, Violet and Daisy.
- You rush home from work and go straight to the garden and then you go in to your house to see your family.
- You buy multi vitamins to use to supplement fertilizer for your plants.